I'm a father. :)

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'

O Poe where'd you go??

The Tell-Tale Heart

The story is about this man who one day got an idea and it was driving him BANANAS. His idea had to do with another old man. He loved the old man, he didn't want his gold, and he had never insulted him. But this old man had the eye of a vulture it was pale blue and followed him everywhere. He hated this eye and that was why he had decided to kill the old man, to get rid of the eye. This man was kinder to the old man the week before he killed hiim. Every night for 7 nights he would open the door of the old man's room and stuck his head in and a lantern that he would allow just a ray of light to shine out and he shown the light on the vulter eye. On the eight night of doing this the old man had woken up. On this night the man opened the crevice and a ray of light shined on the vulture eye. This made the man furious.The old man's heart was beating so hard and fast that he was extremely scared. The sound of the old man's heart beating excited the other man yelled loud, opened the lantern and jumped on the bed. The old man shrieked once. He was dragged onto the floor, and the heavy bed was pulled over him. He was smuggled to death. The other man removed the bed and examined the corpse. He placed his hand on the body and there was no pulse. The eye wouldn't trouble him anymore. Then the man dismembered the corpse by cutting off the limbs. He then lifted three planks from the floor and put the parts there and closed it very cleverly. He finished disposing of the old man at 4 o'clock am, when he got a knock at the door. The police were there because a nieghbor had heard a shriek. The man took the police in the house and showed them everything and even sat them in the room, he placed his chair right on top of where the corpse lied. While they were sitting down the man deard a noise and it drove him crazy until he confessed and told them to lift the planks.

one word that describes me!!!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Definition:
a nonsense word meaning fantastic

my definition:

spontaneous,fun, full of energy, me!!!!

This word describes me because I'm a fun person to be around and I'll always keep you smiling. I'm very outgoing and just full of life i try not be negative and i just have a bubbly personality.

Today in History

Today in Mrs Ever's world history AP we had a very interesting conversation on middle class and lower class people. It was very fun especially because everyone ends up arguing back and forth. We also took notes on technology such as steam boats and electricity. I <3>this class i always learn something new and i always end up looking at the world from a different perspective.

Today in Math :P yucky

well i have Algebra 2/ trig honors with Mr. Zirpoli :/

One thing i learned in that class well one thing i've been knowing is that that man CANNOT teach to save his life.

Ugh i swear i have no idea why this man still teaches here.

So i guess i'm supposed to be learning bout analytic trigonometry. I learned bout sum and difference formulas...........

some of the formulas include :

sin(u +v)=sin u cos v + cos u sin v

cos(u -v)= cos u cos v + sin u sin v

so yup i guess that's what i learned.